"The Standard Of Fail"

We take a quick break from Twatwald and have a brief look back at the fail that is "The Standard" Mike Summers. Nora's only fan and stalker:

The video description from "MightyPoophole" is quite the read. What else could I possibly add to all that? Shit!

There's a wealth of stories about this guy being a sicko pedophile and making a general fool of himself to the California independent wrestling scene a few years ago. All because of Noreen.

Here's some links I found on an old message board. You can get a pretty good feel here of what a nusiance he was:

http://norcalreport.yuku.com/topic/1429/The-Standard-of-Dicksucking-in-Wrestling

http://norcalreport.yuku.com/topic/2362/Mike-Summers-is-leaving-quot-The-Standard-quot-behind?page=1

He was quite the lolcow but has since baleeted most of it off the internet. Those postings are about the only original thing left. His websites have been taken down. He once ran a network of sites that were online shrines obsessing over Nora, Brianna Rieffel (a pre-teen singer) and trying to impress them by promoting himself as a manager of wrestling promotions that only existed in his head. 

The more Nora ignored him, the more desperate and worse off he got, creating his obsession with the song "Numbers Don't Lie". If not for Mike, Team Cunt probably wouldn't be as strong as it is today. At the very least, he mistakenly accomplished that in life. Sure, Nora was already trolled for being a fat assed bitch, but it was her extra cold behaviour towards him that created a sideshow. The attention of his trolls shifted onto her and caused everyone to dig even deeper into her twat. She could have easily prevented or calmed down the entire thing with a little of something called "kindness".

Nora only attracts the finest. It's the result of her own sociopathic attitude. He's now most commonly known as "The Standard Of Stalking", "The Standard Of Dick Sucking" or most popular "The Standard Of Fail" for his many failures. About the only thing Mike has going for him, is the fact that he's possibly less of a failure than Nora herself these days. Funny how life turns around.

But Summers hasn't been heard from in a long long time. It's no coincidence that after Nora got exposed as a fraud, he disappeared in shame.

So if anyone has any updates, feel free to send them in... but I hope he's in jail. Christian pedo scum.

*Team Cunt PWNS!*

Prophetic Dreams

The mysterious Homeboy Homer appears and can sense the future ahead, giving us a tarot card reading... or curse? on the matters at hand:

Now honestly, I have always thought that fortune tellers/voodoo doctors were full of shit... but I'm seriously going to re-think that now. I mean, he's been pretty dead on accurate so far! I haven't heard of Nora being homeless yet, but being that we just found out she's into drugs and bailing out her crackhead husband, it probably won't be far off. Is this man a true Prophet of Mr. Thaddeus or what? Only time will tell...

*Team Cunt PWNS!*

Oh my fukin' GOD

After the virginity scam was exposed, even Nora couldn't lie anymore. She scrambles to come up with a story to save face, claiming that she's settling down in a "respectable marriage" with a "fine man of God", but in return backfires, validating not only the rumors surrounding her but digging up more lies. This time criminal! Here we are introduced to the dumb twats current trophy husband who turns out to be a bigger fraud than the trick herself:

Yeah you sure read right, he robbed a fricken CHURCH!
If you ever needed a judge of character. A man of God indeed. God seemingly needed a moving man to move the heavy safe out the church's back door.

Fail of the century. In actuality, Nora just married her crackhead drug dealer out of desperation. He likes to call himself "Jungle Geno". Makes sense, since only a cave man would venture into that disease infested pussy. Though it's the police that know him more intimately as "Cigarette Butt Boy", from leaving a trail of cigarette butts directly to catching his dumb ass.

Think people- It completely debunks that she is nothing like you thought. If you claimed to be a "pure virginous religious saint" and "living your life for christ", why would you involve yourself with such scum? Answer: She's as lowlife as him.

I actually grew up in a pretty bad neighborhood myself. I never heard of any virgin saints hanging out with drug dealers in the ghetto. There's only 1 type of woman that does that... a crack whore.

Another thing to ponder- Why in the world is she paying for his restitution? Because they were following her fucked up orders!! There's much more than meets the eye here... and trust me, we spread it wide open...

Now I may be a proud Atheist myself. I do not believe in god, Zeus, Puff The Magic Dragon or approve of priests molesting little boys. That would make me a christian.

I may believe that churches are brainwashing delusion factories indoctrinating the masses, but still, robbing from a church??? God damn!

Sources say that Rick & Bonnie Greenwald were highly distraught over this marriage, and who can blame them, but let's make it clear that we got nothing against Cuntwald's parents (other than producing the evil twat).

Ol' Rick is ashamed of his daughter, and we feel for you too Bon. Not only do you find out your little girl is a delusional pathological lying whore, but now the whole world knows she's into drugs! Plus you got to deal with that alcoholic biological son of yours too.

(Don't worry Lukie, we'll be getting to you real soon pal... ;-)

So where did you both go wrong??? Feel free to sit on my couch and let me know anytime. Jack will pay up to $3.10 for an interview. CA$H. You can split it 50/50.

Anyway, please do read up here on Eugene's superstar biography in the Star Tribune to get a feel for this creep. Gene has even made death threats over this video.

uh asshole, it's public info from a newspaper.
Besides, YOU were the one who decided to rob from a god damn church!

Obviously he's got some serious mental problems too, and now listening to Nora is his biggest one of all. Enjoy your fame and good luck bro. I'll be praying to Santa for you!

*Team Cunt PWNS!*


Cigarette Butt Boy

Bravo

Meanwhile, TEAM CUNT is officially formed when a fellow member of the movement creates their own visual about the virgin fraud. Fantastic! Mr. Thaddeus highly approves this message:

 

While the actual name of "Team Cunt" wasn't anointed by Jack until much later, this is a clear point to look back on where your unity began.

Some have wished that she be stoned to death ala the bible. ahahahahaha
I think that would be going a bit far... but you know it's what them crazy christians believe in right?

Someone seriously needs to Photoshop this...

*Team Cunt PWNS!*

Opening the Book Of Revelation

Amidst the confusion and rumors, an investigation was spawned, thanks to the fine detective work of the notorious Clyde Ca$h, leading to an anonymous member of the Greenwald family who reveals the not so shocking truth that "sweet innocent Mowy Howy" was only an act. Who knew?!? Basement dwelling, VHS watching, virgin markboys shat bricks on this day:

Some points: Does any normal person care that she really wasn't a virgin? Outside of maybe the  guys she lied to, or a handful of 400lb wrestling fans... Nah, you couldn't pay me to fuck the skank. The problem is that she spread this lie in her life for over 15 years! , and that had nothing to do with her WWE character. Most of her own family was duped (besides this one of course).

The real value of the information is that it proves Noreen to be a pathological liar who cannot be trusted. It shows that she has serious psychological issues to upkeep a work for so long, down to fooling her own mother and father, and that she is insane enough to believe she could get away with it forever. Now that is important to know! It's typical behaviour of religious con-artists since their entire religion is based off a delusion to begin with.

It all begs the simple question- if she lied about this then WHAT ELSE has she lied about?
Do we really have all the answers here?? Stay tuned...

*Team Cunt PWNS!*

Clyde w/ a real woman

It has begun...

Now let's begin shall we, with an oldie but goodie that kicked us off and started a movement. This masterpiece is still a General, at generating steady lolz from the clueless markboys. The meme "successful troll is successful" was created solely because of this video... well, maybe not haha!:

Though the reason why this video was created, is no laughing matter.

Questions arose, confusion ensued. Rage levels hit their peak.

 But one thing was understood by all: payback was definitely had that day.

This guy set a shining example.

There was only one question ever asked by us-

Have you learned your lesson Noreen?

1 man has stood up. It's likely others will follow.

Because we know what you have done,

and everyone will find out soon enough...

 

*Team Cunt PWNS!*

Blog exclusive: I have been told that many more of these have since been destroyed. There are only a handful of these worthless dolls left in the world now, but quite frankly no one wanted them anyway so keep on filling up your trash bins until they are all gone.

"Molly Holly is a sweet innocent girl. You hurt her and I'll hurt you LOSER!!!"

-Typical rage from a clueless white knight basement hero to the rescue.

A movement

YO YO YO, it's your boy JJ! Mr. Thaddeus has personally appointed me as master of this domain. I'll be your tour guide. So let's take a trip down memory lane and relive some YouTube CLASSICS...

But first of all, Jack has wanted me to make it very clear that the only *official* YouTube page He has any real ties with is the noragreenwaldisacunt account. He has no direct orders over any of the other pages out there revelating truth about Ms. Cuntwald. However, He does greatly appreciate and 100% support any and all of those offering their help by joining the fight. This is His turn to Praise YOU!

*Team Cunt PWNS!*